1. There was a maggot in your soup?
Make a complaint and then ask for a refund.

2. You woke up and only McDonalds and Starbucks exist ?
Thank God McDonald's in SG is Halal. :)

3. Pokemon were real?
I wouldn't give a damn.

4. You walked around your block naked?
NEVER ever! i'd rather get hit by a car than walk around naked!! =)

5. The person of your dreams was finally yours?
Thank God.

6. The world ends in 24 hours?
Pray and then die.

7. You could have 3 wishes but you had 10 seconds to say them?
-Go to heaven when im dead.
-good results for my papers! i wanna be smart!
-more $$,wishes!!

8. You could never die?
Siao!

9. There were beauty pageants for men?
Sure, do they wear bikinis too? =)

10. Models were short and fat instead of skinny and tall?
GREAT! I CAN JOIN IN TOO!

11. We celebrated Halloween like a dark Christmas?
I don't celebrate lehh.. Heh.

12. Girls wore boxers and guys wore panties?
Coolios! i wore boxers too! hee. jk! =)

13. Santa, the easter bunny, and the toothfairy really exist?
NO. DUH?

14. Music could give you cancer?
radiation i supposed? Will still listen to it anyway. It's part of my life lahh!

15. Your parents arranged who you had to marry?
if someone i like then agree. if not,i'd quickly grab my choice! lols!

16. You could star as a character in your favorite cartoon?
blankblank! (idk lah!)

17. You got to try out on American Idol?
So damn far lor. no $$! =)

18. Your parents were spies, superheros, or something cool when you are not home?
COOL.

19. Your life or death depended on any game of your choice?
Hmmm, Who Wants To Be A Millionaire? LOL.

20. You became a parent 1 year from now?
NO WAY. still schooling lah dumbdumb!

21. There was a breakfast cereal named after you?
woah! then everyday i'll eat that cereal! ^^

22. You could talk to inanimate objects?
...

23. There was 10 more 'What If' questions included this as one of them?
IT'LL KILL ME.

24. You were the only person in the world to have unlimited gas for your car?
Buy other cars.

25. You woke up as your opposite gender?
WTF. EW.

26. With the snap of your fingers, any problem you would have could disappear?
Yeahhhhhh! Love it.

27. It was against the law to be on diet?
EVERYONE WILL DIE OF OBESITY.

CUT & PASTE FROM HANIS AMANI! =)
but i got edit lor! :D